Friday 22 February 2019

Game 60: Spurs at Raptors!

Deebo Comin' Home


  • The All Star break is over and this day has finally arrived. It's DeMar DeRozan's first ever NBA game in Toronto as a member of the visiting team as the San Antonio Spurs come to town. I guess we shouldn't forget about Jakob either
  • Spurs aren't sure about LeMarcus Aldridge tonight who is listed as "probable" though he has an illness and Derrik White as well with a foot injury. 
  • Marc Gasol will be going up against his older brother Pau in this match and Fred Van Vleet is still out for a few weeks with a thumb injury
Tonight's Raptor Track!

Korn - "Tearjerker"

I've never been one to live in the past. DeMar's trade to San Antonio however, no matter how necessary it was deemed, or integral it has yet to be proven, still shook the very core of this fanbase and the team. He was the first star player to embrace Toronto and declare that he intended to be here for the long run. Nothing bu love for Deebo, but excuse if I shed a happy tear of rememberance.


Tonight's Game Day Drink!

Taster's Choice

Honestly, i'm too preoccupied with DeMar's return to suggest a drink for y'all. Open your fridges and see what ya got. Because thats what I did


Raptors 2nd in East 43-16! Spurs 7th in West 33-26!

Wednesday 13 February 2019

Game 59: Wizards at Raptors!

Last Game Before The Break!


  • Last game for the Raptors before the All Star Break! It would be nice to secure a victory going into the near week long hiatus
  • They'll have to do so without Kawhi Leonard as he's sitting with a sore knee, though resting him is never a bad idea and Fred Van Vleet who's out for at least 5 weeks with a thumb injury. Thankfully the newest Raptor Jeremy Lin has officially signed his contract and is available tonight!
  • The Wizards' John Wall opted to have season ending surgery on his achillies tendon and will be out for about 12 months. 
  • Washington made a move at the Trade deadline aswell sending Otto Porter Jr to Chicago for Bobby Portis and Jabari Parker
Tonight's Raptor Track!

Baby Washington - "That's How Heartaches are Made"

Real name Justine Washington, Baby Washington got her start in the world of R&B in the early 60's. Since then she's had 16 songs land as hits on the charts and has become a legend in the genre


Tonight's Game Day Drink!

The Raptor

Apparently there is a Jaegerbomb-esque type drink named the Raptor. It's a shot of Jaegermeister dropped into a pint of Guinness stout and chugged accordingly. Who knew?


Raptors 2nd in East 42-16! Wizards 11th in East 24-33!

Monday 11 February 2019

Game 58: Nets at Raptors!

Linsanity in the 6ix!


  • You never know what's coming these days for the Raptors as they do everything they can for a shot at the NBA finals and make an aggressive swing at the Buyout market. Today it was announced that Jeremy Lin was bought out by the Atlanta Hawks and he intends to sign with the Raptors
  • Couldn't come at a better time as back up point guard Fred Van Vleet is likely out for a few weeks with a thumb injury. Though it's unlikely Lin plays tonight
  • Brooklyn, who have found themselves an unlikely sixth seed in the East, will be without former Raptor DeMarre Carrol and Spencer Dunwiddie
  • Congrats to D'Angelo Russell for being named to the Eastern Conference All Star team as a reserve on team Giannis
Tonight's Raptor Track!

Meredith Brooks - "Bitch"

Remember when this song was everywhere? It was definitely the peak of her career and it seems she's hung up her guitar in 2007.


Tonight's Game Day Drink!

The Brooklyn Cocktail

Equally as delicious as it's neighbour the Manhattan, the Brooklyn uses dry vermouth instead of sweet. To counterbalance that taste it's recommended to use Amer Picon, though it is admittedly tough to find in North America


Raptors 2nd in East 41-16! Nets 6th in East 29-28!

fuck brooklyn!

Saturday 9 February 2019

Game 56: Raptors at Knicks!

Big Spain In The House!


  • Can't look back. All eyes forward on the ultimate prize. Raptors return to action tonight in the Mecca of North American Sports as they head to Madison Square Garden and take on the New York Knicks
  • Raptors' newly acquired center Marc Gasol might make his debut tonight in New York but it's not a sure thing. The Knicks recently parted ways with their own Center sensation Kristaps Porzingis. Trading him to Dallas for Wesley Matthews, Dennis Smith JR and DeAndre Jordan. In a move that puts them with a bunch of room to play with in the upcoming free agency in the Summer of 2019
  • Kawhi Leonard returns to the lineup tonight after missing Thursday's game against Atlanta with a sore foot
Tonight's Raptor Track!

Pearl Jam - "Garden"

It's a place that should be on every true sports fan's Bucket List, Madison Square Garden. A place where some legendary moments in Sports history have taken place. Let's hope soon it is represented by a successful Basketball Team.


Tonight's Game Day Drink!

Empire State Regal Ale

I guess this beer will set you back $100. It must belong in a museum or something.  As it's origins date back to the 1940s


Raptors 2nd in East 40-16! Knicks 15th in East 10-44!

Thursday 7 February 2019

Game 55: Raptors at Hawks!

Big Moves! Big Changes!


  • Well it's been an eventful trade deadline on Toronto's part. The biggest deal involved the Raptors trading Jonas Valanciunas, Delon Wright and CJ Miles to Memphis for Marc Gasol.
  • Greg Monroe and Malachi Richardson were also shipped out to Brooklyn and Philly respectively to clear some space
  • In some lighter news Danny Green has been named to the 3 point contest at the All Star Game.
  • Hawks were quiet at the deadline. Miles Plumlee is still out indefinitely due to a knee but the rest of the team is relatively healthy
Tonight's Raptor Track!

Weezer - "My Name Is Jonas"

On the day that was set to be JV's return to the lineup we stand here today to find that the Lethal Lithuanian has been shipped of to Memphis. He's been part of the scenery since 2011, and one of my favourite Raptors, ever. So Jonas, thank you. Delon and CJ you will also be missed. But JV this one is for you. You will not be forgotten


Tonight's Game Day Drink

Brandy De Jerez

I don't want to understate the arrival of Marc Gasol, the Spanish Bull. He's ours now. A Toronto Raptor. He's being brought in to take us further in the post season than we've ever been. So tonight let's enjoy a Spanish brandy that is produced in the "Sherry Triangle" in Spain.


Raptors 2nd in East 39-16! Hawks 12th in East 18-35!

Sunday 3 February 2019

Game 54: Clippers at Raptors!

Superb Owl Sun Daze!


  • After a disappointing loss on Thursday against the Bucks, the Raptors look to bounce back for an early Sunday afternoon game against the Los Angeles Clippers
  • The Clippers are said to be looking to do anything it takes to acquire Kawhi Leonard this Summer when he becomes a free agent. I'm not going to speculate on that but it looks to be a very eventful off-season this 2019.
  • JV is still a few games away from returning to the team, though he has been participating in full practices. Clippers will be without Danillo Galinari and Luc Mbah A Moute.
  • Congrats to Kyle Lowry for being named to the Eastern Conference All Star Reserves! his 5th straight All Star selection. The Clippers' Tobias Harris has been named to the West Reserves, well deserved there as well
Today's Raptor Track!

50 Cent - "Fully Loaded Clip"

Not your typical Sunday afternoon tune, but the Raptors need to GET UP for this game. Too many slow and lazy starts. Get the advantage early and don't look back. Win at any cost


Today's Game Day Drink

Gateway Clipper Fleet Premium Beer

It's Superbowl Sunday! Enjoy any kind of drink you'd like, but please drink responsibly and don't drive if you have a few. Especially if you're where I am and the weather is not cooperating. Enjoy everyone!


Raptors 2nd in East 37-16! Clippers 8th in West 29-24!